April 14th, 2014

If you had a sword in real life, what would you name it?

(Source: phoenixings, via tootsie-noodle)

April 9th, 2014

Fuck the king

Fuck the king

(Source: holden421, via hockeychick57)

April 7th, 2014
Hemingway and James Joyce were drinking buddies in Paris. Joyce was thin and bespectacled; Hemingway was tall and strapping. When they went out Joyce would get drunk, pick a fight with a bigger guy in the bar and then hide behind Hemingway and yell, “Deal with him, Hemingway. Deal with him.”

[x] (via newzerokaneda)

Between this and the story about him reassuring F. Scott Fitzgerald re dick size, I’m developing a picture of Hemingway as the mother hen of the disaffected white male literary set of the early 20th century.

(via benswhishaws)

(Source: newzerokannabis, via quosum)

April 6th, 2014

icarobb:

'Are you sure we're not related?'

Jamie’s pick up line

(via 7kingdoms)

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berserkr-bread:

fic where steve is having his morning run but sam is nowhere in sight so he just has to run on his own with no one to tease about how slow they are but then suddenly nyoooom “ON YOUR RIGHT” sam screams as he passes flying by and puSHES STEVE INTO THE FOUNTAIN

(via spider-anon)

April 5th, 2014
March 31st, 2014
too many dudes. i’m so sick of dudes. every time i see something with a dude in it i’m like ‘fuck you, i don’t want to watch this.’
my glorious roommate, as she spreads peanut butter on a saltine  (via svetamilkovich)

(Source: baby-fish-mouth, via sparklycockles)

annabellioncourt:

YOU SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR THAT PUN

annabellioncourt:

YOU SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR THAT PUN

(via actualhannibal)

(Source: quwinto, via spider-anon)

March 20th, 2014

cliterallysame:

this is honestly my favorite post

(Source: seththewolf, via iamanent)

March 18th, 2014
it’s a story about a trust-fund jock who cheats off of his smart friend, is basically just good at sports, and who grows up to become a cop who peaked in high school. Aimed at nerds.
an io9 comment on Harry Potter (via frantzfandom)

(via midtrains)